Sorry we have to be the ones to break this to you.
When your parents said your favorite place (like Chuck E. Cheese's) was closed, they were lying.
Truth is, they just didn't want to drag your ass there.
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If you ever begged your parents to buy you a toy and they said they would think about it, they were lying.
They never thought of that dumb toy again.
When your parents ate something that looked good but they told you it was "spicy," they were lying.
It wasn't spicy at all. It was damn delicious and they didn't want to share it with your grubby little self.
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The times when your mom threatened to "call" your dad (or vice versa) to tell him you were being bad, she was lying.
Total fake phone call.