Your first job out of high school was at Consolidated Cardboard.
You still live in fear of being fired, rehired, and then fired again by Old Man Dalrymple.
You've fallen asleep in the middle of at least one phone call after doing too much Blue.
Much, much worse things happened when you were on Emerald Nightmare.
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You bought all your favorite albums by Sister Sheila, Mother 13, S. Hitface, Old Skull, and Norse Savage at CD Submarine.
It's also where you traded in your unwanted records by Kenny Dupree, Darren Robbins and the Rockstars, MickNickPickMickNick, and Pout.
You can't watch Happy Days because they never show Funzie stealin' nothin'.
He don't make no one wear a car either!