Because if you set low standards you might surprise yourself.
I will stop ordering pizza past 1 am.
I would never suggest you give up on the relationship completely but just to stop giving into those late night cheesy booty calls.
I will not let more than four days go by without any physical activity.
And clicking "watch next episode" on Netflix doesn’t count.
I will eat something green every day.
Something besides guacamole, that is.
And while we're talking about guacamole...I won't eat Chipotle more than three times a week.
Okay fine, four.