Let’s be real: it’s 30% about the houses, 70% about all those insane couples.
Sometimes you have to make room for idiosyncrasies.
Like, a whole lot of room.
Never date anyone who requires a "man cave."
Or who *jokes* that there's no room in the shared closet for your stuff.
"SORRY SWEETIE, YOU'VE SEEN HOW MANY SHOES I HAVE!!!"
Or who understands literally nothing about the world.