“Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.”
Peeing every 2 minutes has become the new normal, and sometimes you're praying you make it to the bathroom in time.
It might be time to invest in some adult diapers.
The likelihood of you falling and injuring yourself is much greater.
You wouldn't want to break a hip, or even worse, your water!
You fart uncontrollably, whether or not you're in public.
"Hopefully no one heard, and if they did, I'm not sure I care."
Cranky from an achy back? Welcome to your new life.