May I please have one? I promise to take good care of him and walk him every day.
I've never had a brother, but I imagine they are like little angels sent from above to make sure your life is full happiness.
I've heard their hearts are twice as large as normal human hearts because they have so much love to give.
They are, scientifically speaking, the most supportive organisms on our great green earth.
It should be part of the US constitution that every president has to have a brother since they set such incredible examples of leadership and understanding.