Where is she? Tell me, Future. We must remedy this immediately.
Oh, hi, this is Future.
The smoothest dude in town just dropped his take on Beyoncé and Jay Z's "Drunk In Love."
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And it is near-perfect.
Future brings his trademark raspy drawl to the song, making for a perfectly convincing depiction of what it's like to have had one drink too many, waxing poetic about just how in loooOOOoooove you are.