*hyperventilates from excitement*
That ever-quirky fragrance company Demeter has released its best scent ever: PIZZA.
According to the company, it has notes of "tomato sauce, creamy mozzarella, and a touch of oregano."
People who tested it for the New York Daily News described it as "intoxicating and a little off-putting"; “as romantic as a cheese slice at 2 a.m"; and “great, if you want to smell like garlic.”
One tester reported that "it makes you constantly think about pizza,” which doesn't sound too different from your normal life so you should be set.
A 0.5 oz. purse-sized cologne costs only $10, if you want to try it for yourself.
In 2013, Pizza Hut also released a pizza perfume, with "topnotes of freshly baked, hand-tossed dough."