What a way to make a livin’.
The Lunch Stealer
You get a bunch of people cooped up in a building working for eight or more hours — no food is safe. Everyone reverts back to a primal state. Watch your precious lunch or that yogurt you're saving for later. You may never see its sweet little food face again. And be warned, for a real lunch stealer, writing your name on it is just a provocation.
The Email Black Hole
It's unclear whether or not this person understands how email works. They're not responding to your email. They never have and they never will. It's a lost cause.
This is usually an uptight authority figure making things tense for everyone. They're not afraid to have a little chat about your productivity and OH MY GOD THEY'RE RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
The Bathroom Talker
Seeing people you know, and maybe even like, in the bathroom on a daily basis can get a little weird. The Bathroom Talker feels like you expelling waste from your body is the perfect opportunity to ask about that upcoming project or just ask how your dog is doing.