We don’t get paid enough to deal with your crap.
“Your house must be a mess!”
Yup! We live in filth! Actually, we clean it after work and on the weekends, and no, it’s not easy.
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"You must really miss your kids when you’re at work."
Of course we miss our kids. That’s why we put everything we have into the time we’re with them.
"Don’t you feel like you’re missing out on everything?"
Everything? No. We may miss some things, but it’s not like kids only reach milestones during working hours.
"Don't you worry your kids will get sick at daycare?"
No, I send them there in a giant, plastic bubble so it’s all good.