If you come between me and my free samples, I will cut you.
1. Did I remember my card?
2. These carts are like SUVs.
3. Where did all these people come from?
4. Where did all these children come from?
5. I am seriously wading through a quicksand of people.
6. How are all these people members? There are seriously five times as many people here as there are at Target, a place with no membership.
7. Whatever, I'm just going to get a couple of things, get in and get out.
8. OH SNAP FOOD SAMPLES.