The 90s and early 00s films were filled with so much wisdom.
Be excited that you're only six years away from your 10-year high school reunion.
Start choreographing an interpretive dance NOW.
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Keep a diary with all of your inner-most thoughts and romantic plans.
Do not fall for any of the following: alcoholics, workaholics, commitment phobics, people with girlfriends or wives, misogynists, megalomaniacs, chauvinists, emotional fuckwits, freeloaders or perverts.
Continue to only draw on your tattoos.
In case they are forboden at your place of work (like a cheerocracy).
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Make your resume stand out by printing it on pink paper and spritizing it with your fave perfume.
It gives it a little something extra, don't you think?
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