Everything is terrible and you’re always moist.
You're always hot and sticky.
Sweat has become another layer of your skin and you're not even that bothered by it anymore.
There's a fan in every room of your house.
You have five fans, but you're also convinced this isn't enough since your house is still so HOT.
You've mastered the art of laying down perfectly still to let a warm breeze float over you.
You decide to join a gym because it beats coming straight home to your hot house.
All the gym equipment is is unnecessary for your needs.