London calling, to the underworld – is the rent cheaper there?
You judge peoples' life choices by how quickly they walk.
And have a visceral reaction to dawdlers.
Anywhere outside of Zone 2 is too far to travel at the weekend. Or ever, really.
Same goes for crossing the river.
Nothing else in London can hold the same level of excitement as going up The Shard in order to piss over the entire city.
You're completely uninterested in whatever cool new thing is happening, because something else will be happening a few days later.
Except for Back To The Future at Secret Cinema, that's definitely worth it. Oh wait...
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