Would you like fries with that?
Big Mac sauce contains all the ingredients of a Big Mac, except beef.
And there's supposed to be a slice of pickle in every bite. Soz, gherkin haters.
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It's really hard to feel good about yourself in a hairnet.
The rest of the uniform's not much of a confidence booster either.
Those high-waisted trousers ?.
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People seem to get off on asking you how many stars you have.
You'd have twenty five stars for not punching people who ask you stupid questions if badge stars were even still a thing.
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