“I could never work at a desk, man.”
The Early Bird
I mean, kudos to this guy for being so committed to exploring the city that he'll wake up at the crack of dawn to do it, but does he really need "Who Let the Dogs Out" a his alarm tune?
The Night Owl
The Early Bird's bastard cousin is guaranteed to burst through the door, drunk and ready give a play-by-play of their night to the dorm, at the very second you've finally fallen asleep. Bonus points if they're sick all over the dorm floor and you have to turn all the lights on.
They hang out moodily on the stoop and play "Wonderwall" in the common room every fucking day.
You're happy for them you guess. But shouting "get a room" when they start getting hot and heavy doesn't really have the desired effect when all the rooms are 8 bed dorms.