“I am running for president. I do not shake disgusting hands.”
Saturday Night Live gave everyone the Bernie Sanders-themed episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm they’ve been waiting for: Bern Your Enthusiasm.
Larry David's own neurotic tendencies morphed into those of presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders -- and ultimately cost him the election in the sketch.
The campaign's demise began when David -- err, Sanders -- refused to shake a woman's hand after she sneezed into it.
“You coughed into your hand, I won’t shake after a cough!”
The woman, played by Leslie Jones, isn't having it, but Sanders doesn't care.
"I am running for president. I do not shake disgusting hands."
Back at the campaign office, Mr. Hopefully President wants coffee with whole milk, but is only offered 2% milk.