17 Secretly Horrible Lies Your Parents Told You

Sorry we have to be the ones to break this to you.

When your parents said your favorite place (like Chuck E. Cheese's) was closed, they were lying.

When your parents said your favorite place (like Chuck E. Cheese's) was closed, they were lying.

Truth is, they just didn't want to drag your ass there.

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If you ever begged your parents to buy you a toy and they said they would think about it, they were lying.

If you ever begged your parents to buy you a toy and they said they would think about it, they were lying.

They never thought of that dumb toy again.

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When your parents ate something that looked good but they told you it was "spicy," they were lying.

When your parents ate something that looked good but they told you it was "spicy," they were lying.

It wasn't spicy at all. It was damn delicious and they didn't want to share it with your grubby little self.

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The times when your mom threatened to "call" your dad (or vice versa) to tell him you were being bad, she was lying.

The times when your mom threatened to "call" your dad (or vice versa) to tell him you were being bad, she was lying.

Total fake phone call.

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A Very Mysterious Cow Has Its Face Blurred On Google Street View

Who is she?

Google street view already blurs out license plates and people's faces, but has further proved its commitment to privacy by blurring out the face of one English cow.

Google street view already blurs out license plates and people's faces, but has further proved its commitment to privacy by blurring out the face of one English cow.

The photo was originally taken in Cambridgeshire, England in August 2015, but resurfaced Monday when journalist David Shariatmadari tweeted it, to the delight of thousands.

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Which Big Adult Step Should You Take Next?

Because obviously you should base your grown-up decisions on internet quizzes.

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21 Tweets About Puppies That Prove How Important They Are

Puppies just make everything better.


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7 Minimalist Posters For Mary-Kate And Ashley Movies

Because these movies are classics and all classics deserve nice posters.

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Billboard Dad

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Holiday in the Sun

Holiday in the Sun

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Our Lips are Sealed

Our Lips are Sealed

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Passport to Paris

Passport to Paris

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Sign Up For Our "Gift Guide" Newsletter For Great Product Recommendations!

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Is This A Gucci Shoe Or A Guinea Pig?

Can you get all 10 right? I can’t, and I made this quiz.

23 Photos Show The Inside Of The Dakota Pipeline Protest Camp

Photographer Amber Bracken traveled to Sacred Stone Camp outside Cannon Ball, North Dakota, where a protest against the Dakota Access Pipeline has been ongoing for months. Images and footage from the protests have attracted widespread attention, drawing thousands to the camp in support.

Robert Young, a Lakota from Rosebud, South Dakota at Sacred Stone Camp on Sept. 11, 2016. Young hangs his flags upside down as the international sign of distress, so people will know that there is trouble with the pipeline.

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Felicia arrived from El Paso, Texas, to the Sacred Stone Camp on Sept. 10, 2016. She said she felt called to pray for the water and to stand with the protesters.

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Sacred Stone Camp staff bearers Phil Littlethunder, left, and Shannon Rivers, close the gates to a pipeline construction site after marching to where workers were supposed to be removing equipment north of Cannon Ball on Sept. 13, 2016. They prayed and held speeches just outside the site.

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Sacred Stone Camp on Sept. 10, 2016.

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Winona Kasto, Cheyenne Sioux from South Dakota at Sacred Stone Camp on Sept. 11, 2016. "I'm not leaving," she said. She has been at the camp since the beginning and said she will be there until the end. She has drying crookneck squash (pictured), corn and meat in preparation for the winter.

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Sacred Stone Camp on Sept. 12, 2016.

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A horse, nicknamed Whitey, at the Sacred Stone Camp on Sept. 9, 2016.

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Laundry at Sacred Stone Camp on Sept. 12, 2016.

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Sacred Stone Camp on Sept. 12, 2016.

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Sacred Stone Camp on Sept. 12, 2016.

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Richard Fisher, from Enemy Swim in Sisseton Reserve, South Dakota, pictured at Sacred Stone Camp on Sept. 12, 2016. Fisher, whose dad was a Black Panther and whose mom was involved in the American Indian Movement, said he is a "revolution child." "We're not expendable, not trying to be extinct. We're just trying to live like everyone else," he added. He has been using his skills as a chef to feed the people.

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Sacred Stone Camp on Sept. 11, 2016.

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Erica Ryan-Gagne, traditional name Gidinjaad (Eagle-woman), with her children Xaay.ya (Sunshine), 4, left, and Taajuu (Windy) Gagne on Sept. 12, 2016. The family traveled 7 hours by ferry and 30 hours in a car to come from Hadai Gwai, British Columbia to North Dakota.

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Cousins Ohiya Shaw, 8, left to right, Aniimiiki Shaw, 4, Jiselle Ross, 8, and Jules Ross, 11, wake up for the first time at Sacred Stone Camp on Sept. 11, 2016. The Lakota and Ojibway family traveled from Minneapolis in part because the eldest daughter was following the issue on social media and was upset it wasn't being talked about more.

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Sacred Stone Camp on Sept. 9, 2016.

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Sacred Stone Camp on Sept. 10, 2016.

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Sacred Stone Camp on Sept. 11, 2016.

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Sacred Stone Camp on Sept. 10, 2016.

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Spray painted equipment at a pipeline construction site west of Sacred Stone Camp on Sept. 12, 2016. The equipment was tagged by demonstrators during a march.

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Sacred Stone Camp on Sept. 10, 2016.

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Tyler Fourth, a Standing Rock Sioux, dances while working a checkpoint at Sacred Stone Camp on Sept, 9, 2016. Fourth is cautiously optimistic about the situation but has no intention of leaving yet, saying "it's not over till it's over."

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A family sits by their fire at Sacred Stone Camp on Sept. 10, 2016.

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Here's How To Draw A Butt

Draw it everywhere.

Draw the letter C.

Draw the letter C.

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Draw another C.

Draw another C.

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Add some little marks like this.

Add some little marks like this.

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Add a line to the right.

Add a line to the right.

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Terry Crews Took Over The Tasty Kitchen And Made His Famous Mack And Jeezy

It’s all about the cheese

Mac And Cheese As Made By Terry Crews

Mac And Cheese As Made By Terry Crews

Here's a video that shows you how it's made:

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Servings: 4-6

1 package (8 ounces) elbow macaroni
2 cups cream-style cottage cheese (or small curd)
2 cups sharp cheddar cheese, shredded
1 carton (8 ounces) sour cream
1 egg, lightly beaten
¼ teaspoon salt
1 tablespoon coconut oil

Paprika, to garnish

1. Preheat oven to 350°F/180°C.
2. Cook macaroni “al dente” according to package directions. Drain with cold water.
3. In a bowl, combine cottage cheese, cheese, sour cream, egg, and salt. Fold in macaroni.
4. Grease a 2-quart casserole dish with coconut oil.
5. Spoon mixture into casserole dish and sprinkle with extra cheese and paprika.
6. Bake for 45 minutes.


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13 Phrases You Utter Every Time You Go Back To The Gym

What you say: “Yeah, I’m ready for another set of squats.” What you mean: “Just kill me now.”

"I think I remember how this piece of equipment works?"

"I think I remember how this piece of equipment works?"

Then about a minute later you're calling the trainer over for help.

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When your trainer asks if you're "good to go for a set of squats?" and you say, "Haha, yeah! Of course!" but what you really mean is:

When your trainer asks if you're "good to go for a set of squats?" and you say, "Haha, yeah! Of course!" but what you really mean is:

"Why did I decide to come back here again?"

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"Shit! I forgot my lock. Oh, and my towel."

"Shit! I forgot my lock. Oh, and my towel."

So you end up just carrying a duffel bag from machine to machine.

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"Is everyone silently judging me for taking supplements?"

"Is everyone silently judging me for taking supplements?"

"As long as I'm confident and act like I belong, nobody will realize I haven't stepped foot inside this place in months, right?"

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Can You Guess What These Women Keep In Their Bags?

We made BuzzFeed staff dump out all their stuff.

People Are Laughing Over This Girl's Different Reactions To Meeting Obama And Trump

She had a *very* different reaction when she met President Obama.

Amariyanna "Mari" Copeny is a 9-year-old girl from Flint, Michigan, who is currently serving as "Little Miss Flint." Earlier this year, she made headlines for her visit with President Obama.

Amariyanna "Mari" Copeny is a 9-year-old girl from Flint, Michigan, who is currently serving as "Little Miss Flint." Earlier this year, she made headlines for her visit with President Obama.

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In March, Mari wrote a letter to the president telling him about what she is doing to stand up for those drinking bad water in her community.

The city of Flint has been in the throes of a public health crisis after its water became contaminated with lead in 2014.

"I am one of the children that is affected by this water, and I’ve been doing my best to march in protest and to speak out for all the kids that live here in Flint," Mari wrote.

She asked the president to meet with her and other members of her community in her letter.

Obama did her one better, and came to meet her and her community in person in April. She was really, really excited to meet him.

Obama did her one better, and came to meet her and her community in person in April. She was really, really excited to meet him.

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22 Memes You’ll Relate To If You’re Extra AF

Favourite activities: overreacting, complaining, and being petty.

You always act like you've got nothing to say.

You always act like you've got nothing to say.

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And that you don't always need everyone's eyes on you.

And that you don't always need everyone's eyes on you.

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But your favourite activities are being over-the-top and complaining.

But your favourite activities are being over-the-top and complaining.

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And you've truly perfected the art of being petty.

And you've truly perfected the art of being petty.

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Grammar Snobs Can Now Correct People's iOS Text Messages

If you're someone who hates misused apostrophes in text messages, someone has made an iPhone app for you: Grammar Snob lets you overlay corrections on top of people's texts and send them back.

If you're someone who hates misused apostrophes in text messages, someone has made an iPhone app for you: Grammar Snob lets you overlay corrections on top of people's texts and send them back.

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Using the new sticker functionality in iOS 10, the app allows you to become the full-time pedant you've always wanted to be.

Using the new sticker functionality in iOS 10, the app allows you to become the full-time pedant you've always wanted to be.

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The app description says: "You will have all the red corrections you need to fix typos or common grammar mistakes of your own or those of your friends."

The app description says: "You will have all the red corrections you need to fix typos or common grammar mistakes of your own or those of your friends."

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You just tap and hold the sticker to place it over someone's message, then send it back to them. It's a way of showing you care.

You just tap and hold the sticker to place it over someone's message, then send it back to them. It's a way of showing you care.

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BuzzFeed News has contacted Haney for a bit more info on the app.